DIVING FOR PEARLS (10 min)

 

At a Northern California hot springs where willows weep and teachers get away for the weekend, Carole Murphy and Mitzi Fitzsimmons escape for a comedy brainstorming session. After staying up all night soaking themselves with red wine and hash, Mitzi takes an emotional hairpin turn and realizes she may never have children. The ladies set out to find a heterosexual couple surreptitiously making love in one of the pools. Utilizing the vagina-opening breaststroke, Mitzi glides by the couple and captures some escapee sperm. The high of conception skids into the loss of the pregnancy, which ultimately provides the material for a comedy routine.

Written & Directed by Tara Jepsen and Beth Lisick.

 

 

WRITERS/DIRECTORS - TARA JEPSEN & BETH LISICK

Tara Jepsen and Beth Lisick have been collaborating since the Pabst arrived at the Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival in 1999. On a cross country tour with legendary spoken word troupe Sister Spit, the ladies ventured out into the woods one night and returned to camp with the idea for their first stage show, Fumbling Toward Rock: The Miriam and Helen Story. Centering around child stars who could never recapture the magic of their one fluke radio hit, the comedy opened to great enthusiasm and ran for a month at Venue 9 in San Francisco before touring to Olympia, WA for a sold-out performance at the original Ladyfest. Four months later the show was made into a twenty-minute short movie by the same name, produced by Steakhaus Productions (By Hook or By Crook), which debuted in the Frameline Film Festival in 2002 and also played at L.A.’s Outfest in 2003.

Spring of 2002 Beth and Tara hatched a new comedy duo, Carole Murphy and Mitzi Fitzsimmons. Their brand of dipstick estrogen comedy quickly became the popular choice for hosting events on the benefit circuit, supporting mayoral candidates, tours of sex workers, and indie art showcases like San Francisco’s Ladyfest and Olympia’s Homo-a-Gogo. They have also brightened stages at gay men’s sex clubs, the Queer Cultural Center, and New Langton Arts.

They are at work on Leaving Livermore, their first feature-length screenplay.

" It may actually be dangerous to allow Tara Jepsen and Beth Lisick to conspire artistically. Individually, these ladies are improv geniuses, pop culture hooligans and brutal comedians whose jabs are both poignant and sharp. Together, they just might invent an entirely new art form. Like Ann Magnusen and Sandra Bernhard's test-tube twin daughters staging a Strangers With Candy episode as a VH1 Behind the Music rock opera. If they were any more brilliant they'd induce seizures." - Michelle Tea, author, Valencia (Seal Press)

“…two of San Francisco’s favorite performance artists”—Brock Keeling, SF Weekly, 10/2003

A partial list of performances as Carole Murphy and Mitzi Fitzsimmons:

The Werepad, San Francisco, April 2004
Opening for Neil Hamburger, The Hemlock, March 2004
Voz Alta, San Diego, CA, March 2004
The Parlour Club, Los Angeles, March 2004
Club Chuckles, The Hemlock, December 2003
Benefit for mayoral candidate Matt Gonzalez, The Make-Out Room, October 2003
Smegma (cabaret night hosted by Kirk Read), Eros, October 2003
Point Blank, New Langton Arts, July 2003
SF Queer Arts Festival, Somarts, June 2003
SF Queer Arts Festival, Queer Cultural Center, June 2003
Sex Workers Art Tour Benefit, El Rio, April 2003
Benefit for 2good4U comedy troupe, Spanganga, December 2002
Homo-a-Gogo (art & music festival in Olympia, WA), Capitol Theater, September 2002
Ladyfest San Francisco, Mission Creek Cafe, July 2002

 


PRODUCERS - STEAK HOUSE & GROOMED FOR SUCCESS

Steak House started her career as an Independent Producer at the NY Underground Film Festival with the outrageous and groundbreaking short film Lez B Friends: A Biker Bitch Hate Story. Prior to that, she earned a BFA in theater production from USC and worked as Coordinator, AD and UPM on projects including Matrix: Reloaded/Revolutions and several kids’ shows for Nickelodeon, Fox and WB.

Steak's company, Steakhaus Productions, produced the indie classic By Hook or By Crook, a 2002 Sundance premiere and five-time Best Feature winner. The film secured theatrical release from Artistic License, national video/DVD distribution with Wolfe Video and continues to air on the Sundance Channel . Steak has enjoyed a long relationship with Sundance, including the 2004 short Phase 5, starring Mink Stole; Billy’s Dad is a Fudgepacker in 2005; and this year's What I Love About Dying. Steak's films have also screened at major festivals including Tribeca, SXSW and LAFF.

In 2005, Steak produced Che Guevara, starring Eduardo Noriega, and co-produced For the Love of Dolly. Current projects are with director's Josh Evans, Stacy Sherman and Sticky Fingaz and star Vivica A. Fox, Cedric the Entertainer, Teri Garr, Cheryl Hines and Gary Cole.


CO-DIRECTOR / EDITOR / 1ST AD - ROSS SHUMAN

Ross Shuman wrote & directed the award winning short, 1061 Knapsack. He has been developing two feature projects, Hunters and Gatherers and Houses on Quiet Street. He enjoys an artistic balance between writing/directing and building. Currently he builds sets for major motion pictures.


GROOMED FOR SUCCESS PRODUCTIONS
Phone: 415.341.3953 (Tara) or 510.848.6328 (Beth)
E-mail: lululove@speakeasy.net or blisick@pacbell.net