DIVING FOR PEARLS (10 min)
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At a Northern California hot springs where willows weep and teachers get away for the weekend, Carole Murphy and Mitzi Fitzsimmons escape for a comedy brainstorming session. After staying up all night soaking themselves with red wine and hash, Mitzi takes an emotional hairpin turn and realizes she may never have children. The ladies set out to find a heterosexual couple surreptitiously making love in one of the pools. Utilizing the vagina-opening breaststroke, Mitzi glides by the couple and captures some escapee sperm. The high of conception skids into the loss of the pregnancy, which ultimately provides the material for a comedy routine. Written
& Directed by Tara Jepsen and Beth Lisick.
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WRITERS/DIRECTORS - TARA JEPSEN & BETH LISICK Tara
Jepsen and Beth Lisick have been collaborating since the Pabst arrived
at the Michigan Womyns Music Festival in 1999. On a cross country
tour with legendary spoken word troupe Sister Spit, the ladies ventured
out into the woods one night and returned to camp with the idea for their
first stage show, Fumbling Toward Rock: The Miriam and Helen Story. Centering
around child stars who could never recapture the magic of their one fluke
radio hit, the comedy opened to great enthusiasm and ran for a month at
Venue 9 in San Francisco before touring to Olympia, WA for a sold-out
performance at the original Ladyfest. Four months later the show was made
into a twenty-minute short movie by the same name, produced by Steakhaus
Productions (By Hook or By Crook), which debuted in the Frameline Film
Festival in 2002 and also played at L.A.s Outfest in 2003. Spring
of 2002 Beth and Tara hatched a new comedy duo, Carole Murphy and Mitzi
Fitzsimmons. Their brand of dipstick estrogen comedy quickly became the
popular choice for hosting events on the benefit circuit, supporting mayoral
candidates, tours of sex workers, and indie art showcases like San Franciscos
Ladyfest and Olympias Homo-a-Gogo. They have also brightened stages
at gay mens sex clubs, the Queer Cultural Center, and New Langton
Arts. They are at work on Leaving Livermore, their first feature-length screenplay. "
It may actually be dangerous to allow Tara Jepsen and Beth Lisick
to conspire artistically. Individually, these ladies are improv geniuses,
pop culture hooligans and brutal comedians whose jabs are both poignant
and sharp. Together, they just might invent an entirely new art form.
Like Ann Magnusen and Sandra Bernhard's test-tube twin daughters staging
a Strangers With Candy episode as a VH1 Behind the Music rock opera. If
they were any more brilliant they'd induce seizures." - Michelle
Tea, author, Valencia (Seal Press)
two
of San Franciscos favorite performance artistsBrock
Keeling, SF Weekly, 10/2003 A
partial list of performances as Carole Murphy and Mitzi Fitzsimmons: The
Werepad, San Francisco, April 2004 |
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PRODUCERS - STEAK HOUSE & GROOMED FOR SUCCESS Steak House started her career as an Independent Producer at the NY Underground Film Festival with the outrageous and groundbreaking short film Lez B Friends: A Biker Bitch Hate Story. Prior to that, she earned a BFA in theater production from USC and worked as Coordinator, AD and UPM on projects including Matrix: Reloaded/Revolutions and several kids’ shows for Nickelodeon, Fox and WB.
Ross Shuman wrote & directed the award winning short, 1061 Knapsack. He has been developing two feature projects, Hunters and Gatherers and Houses on Quiet Street. He enjoys an artistic balance between writing/directing and building. Currently he builds sets for major motion pictures. |
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GROOMED FOR SUCCESS PRODUCTIONS
Phone: 415.341.3953 (Tara) or 510.848.6328 (Beth)
E-mail: lululove@speakeasy.net or blisick@pacbell.net